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Your Best ‘Why I Got Kicked Out Of The Bar’ Stories: Part Two

We've heard stories of people trying to use their wallets as phones and others of half-naked men running around bars pretending to be birds. It's always a wild ride when you go out for a night on the town in State College, so settle in and prepare yourself for our second installment of 'Why I Got Kicked Out Of The Bar."

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The Best UPUA Election Write-Ins, 2018 Edition

And four votes for Lou Boccia, but somehow none for Lou Bega. You're better than this.

Downtown

Onward State Presents: The Best State College Drunk Food Bracket, Round 4

Midnight seems hours away for Cinderella story Bradley's Cheesesteaks.

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Changes The University Bulletin Still Needs To Make

The new University Bulletin is pretty great -- that is, besides the photo selection.

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James Franklin Offers Full Scholarship To Saquon Barkley’s Unborn Child

Franklin reiterated the importance of getting ahead of the stiff competition he faces on the recruiting trail.

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Lady Lions Found Accidentally Locked In The Bryce Jordan Center

After the Penn State women’s basketball team mysteriously disappeared following its loss in the Women’s NIT to Radford, we’ve finally made contact with the nearly forgotten Lady Lions.

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