The 'children under six eat for free' loophole has taken a financial toll on the university.
It's been a while since Penn State men's basketball won a March Madness tournament game. In fact, enrollee Brandon Smith wasn't even born the last time the Nittany Lions won.
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Schreyer, at least, was pleased with the homage paid to its signature flavor.
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