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Student Jailed for Extending eLion Session Too Many Times

Around 8 p.m. last Friday night, sophomore Josh Brolin opened eLion, started working on his schedule, and left the window open in the background of his desktop. A pop-up caught his eye, striking fear in his heart that his hard work might disappear: “Your session is about to expire. Please click here to request additional time."

Guy Wearing Shorts in Cold Weather “Absolute Badass”

Humpday Humor: A brave man wearing shorts in the 24-degree Centre County weather becomes Penn State celebrity, now known as 'Shorts Guy,' for displaying badassery while walking around on campus. Read more of the hilarity after the jump.

Distraction of the Day: Punny Twitters and Drunken Tumblrs

Penn State students never disappoint with social media creativity, and these new finds are no exception.

Gone Like the Wind

"I can't Te'o how hard this is, but we have to break up". Even though I pleaded with her, her mind was made up. She got up and swiftly left my life, as quickly as she had entered it. Lennay Kekua was gone in an instant, as if she never even existed at all.

Willard Preacher Gets Fushigi Magic Gravity Ball

Gary Cattell, commonly known as the Willard Preacher to the students of Penn State, wowed onlookers last Wednesday after delivering a sermon while using a Fushigi Magic Gravity Ball.

Dashing Through the Snow, on a Penn State Commons Tray—What?

When the snow falls in Happy Valley, these hills transform into awesome sledding spots just waiting to be discovered. And just as quickly, commons trays transform into sleds. In honor of winter, Valley Magazine has compiled a list of all of Penn State's sledding hot spots.

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