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Month: April 2009

Heroin Update!

Late on Friday night, 25-year-old Jon Kissel was apprehended by police for possessing 192 baggies of heroin.  Two passersby had found the drunken, unconscious man in the street and escorted him to a porch. This just in: the two passersby planted the heroin on Kissel’s body.  Desperate for more interesting blog posts, these two passersby […]

Bro Call: Introspection and Re-evaluating Life

Hello bros, or should I say, intellectual peers. Chad here again. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking in these past few weeks, being very introsepctive or whatever, you know? I’ve decided that the way I act on a day-to-day basis is totally immature. People look at me and can’t see past the backwards baseball […]

Miss Virginia Could Get Ears Lowered

Remember one of OS’ first 10 Questions features we did with alum Miss Virginia? Well, if things go well for her, Tara Wheeler will be shaving her head on April 11th. Wheeler, Penn State Class of 2006, promised to shave her hair if she reaches her goal to raise $500,000 for pediatric cancer as part […]

10 Questions With Kid on a Rope

10 Questions is a recurring Onward State feature in which we ask people about their Penn State experience. Onward State was thrilled to have the opportunity to talk to Cory, age 4, as he swaggered down Shortlidge Rd. The picture at right is a self portrait titled “Me”. Who do you think will emerge victorious […]

Groan Worthy Lede: Natch

The Collegian already has a story up about a pretty interesting UPUA elections day tradition. For the past few years, the candidates and the election commission have met in the Waffle Shop for an early morning breakfast before the long day of final campaign pushes. This was the lede put forth by writers Kevin Cirilli […]

Live Blog: SpanierWatch 2k9

You might remember our list of 15 things the Collegian can do to survive. One of our favorite ideas was this: SpanierWatch 2k9: have a reporter and photographer on Graham at all times. Let’s get some paparazzi in State College. They could cover the football players too. Well, since the Collegian hasn’t started it yet, […]

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