Jay Paterno is continuing his career as a pseudo-spokesman for oppressive political regimes.
"I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to get the hell out," one supplemental escapee said.
The 'children under six eat for free' loophole has taken a financial toll on the university.
It's been a while since Penn State men's basketball won a March Madness tournament game. In fact, enrollee Brandon Smith wasn't even born the last time the Nittany Lions won.
Although we are confident McKinney is the best choice for the job (and, either way, the only choice), we do recognize that no candidate is perfect and want to acknowledge our concerns with the ticket and hopes for the future.
