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“I love you!” an enthused female audience member screamed out during a lull in Daniel Tosh’s Friday set at Eisenhower Auditorium. “I have little to no feelings toward you,” he responded without hesitation. “Maybe you shouldn’t put yourself out there so quickly.” Saying Daniel Tosh doesn’t worry about the things you and I do really […]
In an official Onward State poll given to Penn State males, 87% admit that they are jealous of Valley Magazine. Our statistician tells me that the other 13% are either lying or have never read Valley Mag. Enter [M]asculine Magazine. This proposed publication hopes to fill the vacant existence of a men’s magazine at Penn […]
In order to prepare for Movin’ On 2009, Onward State has prepared a primer on the different bands that will be performing. Earlier today, we brought you the scoop on the Battle of the Bands winners. Here are the main acts. Band Name: Innerparty System Hometown: Mohnton, Pennsylvania Members: Patrick (vocals); Kris (guitar, synth, vocals); […]
In order to prepare for Movin’ On 2009, Onward State has prepared a primer on the different bands that will be performing. This post includes all of the winners of the Movin’ On Battle of the Bands, as previously written about. Be sure to check out Onward State later tonight as we bring you an […]
With the nets cut down, 36 ecstatic buses of fans, alumni, and well-wishers returned to State College late last night. Senior Jamelle Cornley, named MVP of the tournament, led the Lions with 18 points and 7 rebounds. Sophomore Talor Battle was named to the All-Tournament team, capping the fifth-best scoring season in the history of […]
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