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James Franklin Offers Full Scholarship To Saquon Barkley’s Unborn Child

Franklin reiterated the importance of getting ahead of the stiff competition he faces on the recruiting trail.

Tomfoolery

Lady Lions Found Accidentally Locked In The Bryce Jordan Center

After the Penn State women’s basketball team mysteriously disappeared following its loss in the Women’s NIT to Radford, we’ve finally made contact with the nearly forgotten Lady Lions.

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Jonathan Sutherland Will Volunteer As Tribute For Saquon Barkley If Drafted By Cleveland

Saquon Barkley is the first player eligible for the new "Katniss Everdeen Rule" that allows a star player's teammate to replace him if drafted to a crappy team.

Student Life

UPUA Executive Candidates Kick Off Election Day With Traditional Waffle Shop Breakfast

But what does it mean? Maybe they're breakfast purists. Notably, no one in attendance ordered waffles, despite being at the Waffle Shop.

Tomfoolery

Your Best ‘Why I Got Kicked Out Of The Bar’ Stories: Part One

Last week, we asked you to submit your best 'why I got kicked out of the bar' stories. Needless to say, we got plenty of responses. And boy, you folks did not disappoint.

Downtown

The Best State College Drunk Food Bracket: Round 3

We saw some surprising upsets and a few wild blowouts during the Sweet 16, including the first top seed to go down. 

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