
A Friday night game at Beaver Stadium? Never in a million years. But we like to speculate, so...

12 games. 684 days. 16,416 hours. 984,960 minutes. 59,097,600 seconds. It's been a long-ass time since the Fighting Illini have won a Big Ten game.

We asked some of our Instagram followers to respond to the James Franklin Utz promo face with their best captions.

Disappointment and unrequited hate are tough.