
A Friday night game at Beaver Stadium? Never in a million years. But we like to speculate, so...

12 games. 684 days. 16,416 hours. 984,960 minutes. 59,097,600 seconds. It's been a long-ass time since the Fighting Illini have won a Big Ten game.

We asked some of our Instagram followers to respond to the James Franklin Utz promo face with their best captions.

Disappointment and unrequited hate are tough.

To the shock of absolutely no one, Marcus Allen's reactions to Penn State's resounding victory over Pitt were gloriously obnoxious.