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What Would A Friday Gameday In State College Actually Be Like?

A Friday night game at Beaver Stadium? Never in a million years. But we like to speculate, so...

Things Shorter Than Illinois’ Conference Losing Streak

12 games. 684 days. 16,416 hours. 984,960 minutes. 59,097,600 seconds. It's been a long-ass time since the Fighting Illini have won a Big Ten game.

Caption This: The James Franklin Utz Promo Face

We asked some of our Instagram followers to respond to the James Franklin Utz promo face with their best captions.

Staff Picks: Naming Champs Downtown’s Mechanical Bull

Champs Downtown debuted its State College-made mechanical bull last Tuesday, and announced that it will return weekly. Every regular needs a name, so here are our staffers' suggestions.

A Playlist To Soak Up Pitt’s Tears

Disappointment and unrequited hate are tough.

Marcus Allen Was All Of Us On Saturday While Watching Penn State-Pitt

To the shock of absolutely no one, Marcus Allen's reactions to Penn State's resounding victory over Pitt were gloriously obnoxious.

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