One epiphany, four toilets, and an undeniable realization that the Nittany Lion sounds like a toilet flush
Read the plight of our butts and act, noble UPUA president!
They all retweet the same exact things, but some bring more creativity to our Twitter timelines than others.
Berkey Creamery ice cream --steroids for Little Leaguers?
The Phyrst welcomed a furry friend to its staff this semester, and he's just as cute as you would expect.
The so-called "new 'Closer'" is essentially "The Middle" for the first half with a generous sprinkling of "Encore" verses throughout the second half.